A man suspected of SARS is lying in the hospital bed with a mask
over
his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, are
my
testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your
face
and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.
She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, had
a
real good look, pulled his
pajamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and announced,
"Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out,
"I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!"